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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Laughter is the best medicine.


Firefighter: “You want answers?”

Taxpayer: “I want the truth!”

Firefighter: “You can't handle the truth!”

[pauses]

Firefighter: “Taxpayer, we live in a world that has fires, and those fires have to be extinguished by men and women with hoses. Whose gonna do it? You? You, other Taxpayer? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for lower taxes, and you curse our chili cookouts. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That our obscene salaries, overtime, benefits, and pensions, while immoral, probably saved my vacation home in Lake Tahoe. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, provides jobs for those who clean my houses and wash my cars. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at unemployment and foreclosure support groups, you want to be, you need to be me, because you’re unemployed and your house is in foreclosure. We use words like overtime orgy, pension spiking, free taxpayer-paid gas for our personal vehicles. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending our obscene salaries, overtime, benefits, and pensions. You use them as a cry for mercy. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a taxpayer who rises and sleeps under the unaffordable illusion of public safety that I provide, and then questions the compensation I extort from you to provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a ladder, and rescue a kitten stuck in a tree. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.”

Taxpayer: “Did you screw the taxpayers?”

Firefighter: “I did the job I...”

Taxpayer: “Did you screw the taxpayers?”

Firefighter: “You're Goddamned right I did!”

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

California State University Trustees and California Lawmakers sh*t on students.

The following news articles were published this week:


[1]
"(California State University) trustees OK pay hikes for East Bay, Fullerton presidents"
By Christina Hoag, Associated Press
San Jose Mercury News
Posted: 03/21/2012 08:39:51 AM PDT
Updated: 03/21/2012 11:15:34 AM PDT
"(California State University) trustees hear grim budget news, seek other solutions"
By Carla Rivera
Los Angeles Times
March 20, 2012
"(California) Lawmakers reject bill to curb pay hikes at California public universities"
By Dan Walters
The Sacramento Bee
March 21, 2012
"(California State University) to close door on spring 2013 enrollment"
By Nanette Asimov
San Francisco Chronicle
March 20, 2012

Friday, March 16, 2012

"San Jose cop pleads no contest to sex acts with high school students"
By Mark Gomez
San Jose Mercury News
Posted: 03/16/2012 12:11:14 PM PDT
Updated: 03/16/2012 12:11:19 PM PDT
Link: http://www.mercurynews.com/crime-courts/ci_20189602/san-jose-cop-pleads-no-contest-sex-acts

Thursday, March 15, 2012

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Friday, March 9, 2012

"[California] CHP Officer Investigated For Child Pornography"
By Chelsea Kay
KRCRTV.com
POSTED: 6:04 pm PST March 5, 2012
UPDATED: 9:21 pm PST March 5, 2012
Link: http://www.krcrtv.com/news/30615240/detail.html


Excerpts (see news article cited directly above):
  • He has not been charged with anything in relation to child pornography, but is charged with 11 other felony counts, including 
    • possession of assault weapons, 
    • possession of a controlled substance, 
    • possession of explosives, and 
    • embezzlement for having driver's licenses that he had allegedly taken from drivers while he was on duty. 

Read the Full Report on the Investigation of CHP Officer Harris
Link: http://www.krcrtv.com/download/2012/0306/30616006.pdf


Commentary:

  • America's Finest Livin' Da Thug Life.


Thursday, March 8, 2012

"3 San Diego firefighters arrested in fight, robbery"
By Kristina Davis and Pauline Repard
The San Diego Union Tribune
February 28, 2012
Link: http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/feb/28/3-san-diego-firefighters-arrested-robbery/


Excerpts (see news article cited directly above):

  • All three firefighters were arrested on suspicion of robbery. Brennen was jailed on an additional charge of intimidating a witness. Cisneros also faces one count of battery, and Econie faces an additional count of assault. 
  • “They’ve been told they can continue to work until the crime is adjudicated, and there will be a personnel investigation,” (department spokesman Maurice) Luque said.

Commentary:
  • America's Bravest Livin' Da Thug Life.

Wednesday, March 7, 2012

Selected news articles about Dirty Hosers
Link: https://twitter.com/#!/search/%23DirtyHosers

"[Florida] House lawmakers approve drug testing for all state employees, but exempt themselves"
"A proposal to allow random drug tests for public employees passed the House after lawmakers struck down an amendment to mandate similar tests for the governor and elected officials."
By Toluse Olorunnipa
The Miami Herald
March 2, 2012
Link: http://www.miamiherald.com/2012/03/02/2672129/house-lawmakers-approve-drug-testing.html

Monday, March 5, 2012

"Stockton City Manager Claims Harassment By Cops"
"Police Officers' Union Purchased House Next To Manager's"
By KCRA.com
POSTED: 2:38 pm PDT August 10, 2011
UPDATED: 3:46 pm PDT August 10, 2011
Link: http://www.kcra.com/r/28827489/detail.html

"Stockton on verge of declaring bankruptcy"
By Wyatt Buchanan
San Francisco Chronicle
March 4, 2012
Link: http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2012/03/04/MNPQ1NFBCS.DTL

Sunday, March 4, 2012

"One Out Of Every Ten Wall Street Employees Is A Psychopath, Say Researchers"
By Alexander Eichler
The Huffington Post
February 28, 2012
Link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/28/wall-street-psychopaths_n_1307168.html

Saturday, March 3, 2012

"Ex-Asst. Sheriff Jaramillo can get back pay"
"The California Supreme Court on Wednesday let stand a ruling that the former second in command to then-Sheriff Michael Carona can collect $362,000."
By Vik Jolly
The Orange County Register
February 23, 2012
Link: http://www.ocregister.com/news/court-341614-county-jaramillo.html


Excerpt (see news article cited directly above):
  • "This result is not a just result; it may be a legal result," (Supervisor Shawn Nelson) said. "We're not going to give money away to convicted felons because of legal technicalities. We may need to investigate how we avoid getting sucker punched by Jaramillo again."


Commentary:
  • Yet again, the Dirty Pig wins and the Taxpayer loses.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

Thursday, February 16, 2012

"Top City of San Diego Pensioner Pulls Down $307,000 (per year)"
By Jen Lebron Kuhney
The San Diego Union-Tribune
February 15, 2012
Link: http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/feb/15/top-city-pensioner-paid-307000/


Top City of San Diego Pensions 2011 (see news article cited directly above)
  1. Assistant city attorney $307,758
  2. Investment officer $255,509
  3. Fire battalion chief $244,435
  4. Assistant police chief $242,947
  5. City librarian $234,091
  6. Fire chief $229,753
  7. Fire battalion chief $228,392
  8. Deputy city attorney $224,863
  9. Fire battalion chief $217,649
  10. Assistant Water Department Director $214,007

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

"Cops edge out firefighters for membership in Costa Mesa $100k Pension Club"
By Will Swaim
Republic of Costa Mesa
February 1, 2012
Link: http://republicofcostamesa.com/2012/02/01/cops-edge-out-firefighters-for-top-spots-in-costa-mesa-100k-pension-club/


Facts (see news article cited directly above):

  • Retired deputy fire chiefs Keith Jones ($196,010.04) and Gregg Steward ($192,581.28) received the highest annual pensions.

Commentary:

  • Remember, these are NOT annual salary/wage/overtime amounts.
  • These are annual PENSION amounts, which will be received every year for the remainder of their life.


Tuesday, February 14, 2012

!TONGUE LASHING!



RE: "Unsustainable" compensation and pension plans for public parasites (i.e. government employees):


I laugh hysterically when I hear a hypocritical public parasite, (many of whom are double-dippers raking in nearly $500,000 per year in combined salary and pension payments), say that their compensation and pension plans are "unsustainable," but these are the same public parasites who ruthlessly "negotiated" for these "unsustainable" compensation and pension plans and who also cry like petulant children when the taxpayers beg these public parasites to reform their "unsustainable" compensation and pension plans to save funds for vital public services.

Got mine!

Keeping mine!

Make the next generation pay for mine!

Don't care if the state, county, city/town is broke, PAY UP! Raise taxes! Borrow money to make pension payments!

Bring us your finest meats and cheeses!

Kiss our imported leather shoes and boots!

Wash our imported luxury vehicles!

Bow to us!




P.S.

The problem will only get WORSE in the future because there are THOUSANDS of state, county, city/town public parasites who are locked into the "unsustainable" pension plans and will retire in the next 10-25 years with astronomical pensions.




Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Monday, February 6, 2012

"Former Wall Street Trader: ‘There’s No Other Industry Where You Could Get Paid So Much For Doing So Little’"
By Pat Garofalo
Think Progress
February 6, 2012