"Former OK Judge Loses Pension Over Penis Pump"

By Jillian Rayfield
TPM Muckraker
October 27, 2011
Link: http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2011/10/former_ok_judge_loses_pension_after_using_penis_pu.php

Excerpts and facts (see news article cited directly above):

• A former judge in Oklahoma has lost his pension after he was convicted of indecent exposure for using a penis pump under his robes during trials. 
• Donald Thompson, formerly a judge in Creek County, Oklahoma, was found guilty in 2006 of four felony counts for using the penis pump, and wound up serving 20 months in prison. 
• In the judicial opinion that upheld the denial of pension benefits, one justice wrote “Court reporters observed the felonious exposure of Mr. Thompson’s private parts”

Commentary:

• Your honor, I respectfully request a change of venue.  This venue is sticky.